CAST SHEET
PAPA CLUMSY GARGAMEL
SMURFWILLOW BRAINY SCRUPLE
DOPEY SMURFCLOVER AZRAEL
SMURFBEGONIA SMURFMEADOW SNAPPY BUG
BAKER SMURFBLOSSOM UNNAMED FEMALE SMURFS
MILLER SMURFKAKO SMURFETTE
GREEDY SMURF and SMURFSTORM appear but DO NOT SPEAK.
"Smurfy-eyed Monster"
Fade in:
SMURF VILLAGE ANNOUNCEMENT MUSHROOM (Winter) - day
It's Valentine's Day in Smurf Village. PAPA SMURF and SMURFWILLOW stand on the announcement mushroom, boys and girls alike crowded around. (The Smurfs are wearing their winter outfits.)
Papa
Today, my little Smurfs, is Valentine's Day! And this Valentine's Day is a special one, as it's the first one since Smurf Village and Smurfy Grove have met!
Smurfwillow
We're very grateful for the opportunity to join in for another one of your holidays.
Papa
Of course, Smurfwillow. Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love and friendship. What kind of celebration would it be if we left our new Grove friends out of it?
SMURFWILLOW
I guess it wouldn't be much of one at all.
She turns to address the crowd.
Smurfwillow
Now, girls, I hope you remembered to bring your Valentine's Day gifts. We're not going to walk all the way back home just to pick up something you've forgotten.
Girls
Yes, Willow!/Got it, Willow!/Don't worry, Willow!
Papa
Now, everysmurf, let's get smurfing!
Smurfs
(WALLAS)
Most of the young adult Smurfs run off to do Valentine's Day things.
angle - papa smurf and smurfwillow
Smurfwillow smirks at Papa Smurf, and pulls out a small bouquet of orange flowers- FIREBLOSSOMS. They glow slightly.
Smurfwillow
Happy Valentine's Day, Papa.
If it's possible for Papa to be seen blushing, he does so (the beard might cover it). If not, he just looks shy and embarrassed as he accepts Smurfwillow's gift.
PAPA
Thank you.
Awkward silence for a bit.
SMURFWILLOW
Don't tell me you forgot to get me a gift.
Papa Smurf chuckles.
PAPA
Do you really think that little of me, Willow? At least give me time to smurf back to my house and get it.
smurf village square (Winter) - MOMENTS LATER
A scene of Dopey and Begonia.
Dopey holds out a bundle of weeds and dead plants.
Dopey
Happy Valentine's Day, 'Gonia!
Smurfbegonia
Oh, wow! I love it!
(pause)
What is it?
DOPEY
It's a bouquet.
SMURFBEGONIA
...Huh, Smurf Village plants sure are weird! Thanks!
She takes the bouquet and KISSES HIM (SFX) on the cheek. He does that <:3 face that Smurfs do in the cartoon when Smurfette kisses them.
Baker smurf's kitchen - same time
BAKER SMURF and GREEDY SMURF are busy making Valentine's Day goodies.
Miller (o.s.)
Happy Valentine's Day, Baker!
Angle - window
Baker Smurf looks over to the WINDOW, where MILLER SMURF is standing.
Baker
(cheerful)
Happy Valentine's Day, Miller!
Angle - greedy, baker, and miller
Baker looking away is an opportunity for Greedy, who eats some of the goodies.
MILLER
Uh- Greedy-
Baker turns around towards Greedy.
BAKER
Ay! Bog off, you git!
Closeup - greedy's hands
He smacks Greedy's knuckles with a wooden spoon.
Baker
Those are for everysmurf!
smurf village square (Winter) - SAME TIME
We see SMURFETTE.
SmurFETTE
Oh, I'm so glad the girls are enjoying Valentine's Day!
CLUMSY runs over holding a Valentine's Day card.
clumsy
Smurfette! Happy Valentine's Day!
Smurfette
Happy Valentine's Day, Clumsy! Is that for me?
clumsy
Uhhhhh, hang on a sec...
He fiddles with the card a bit, before pulling another, slightly smaller Valentine's Day card from behind it.
Closeup - valentine
clumsy (o.s.)
This one's fer you.
Smurfette takes it.
CAMERA PULLS BACK
Smurfette
Oh, I love it! Thank you, Clumsy.
Before she can say anything else, Clumsy spots Brainy and starts WAVING.
Smurfette
(trying to give a Valentine to Clumsy)
And here's yours-
clumsy
Oh, there's Brainy! Brainy! Brainy, Ah got somethin' for ya!
Clumsy RUNS OFF without taking Smurfette's valentine. She stares, befuddled.
SMURF VILLAGE SQUARE (Winter) - MOMENTS LATER
Brainy Smurf is holding a BOOK, the cover of which is dotted with hearts (and a drawing of Brainy's face.)
In runs CLUMSY SMURF.
clumsy
Brainy! Here!
He holds out the Valentine. Brainy takes it.
brainy
It's...
Closeup - valentine
It's a misshapen pink paper heart covered in messy cursive and ink splotches. The words are loving, but not very well-written- something like "YOUR MY BESTEST FREIND" (sic) or "CLUMSY SMURF + BRAINY SMURF FRENDS FOR EVER" (sic). It must have the word "friend" on it, and "friend" must be misspelled in some way.
BRAINY
(trying very hard not to be rude)
...very smurfy, Clumsy. Thank you.
Angle - brainy and clumsy
The two Smurfs just stare at each other for a few seconds, then...
SNAPPY BUG peeks out from under Brainy's hat. Brainy appears to be wearing multiple layers of hats, as there's another layer of white underneath Snappy Bug.
Snappy bug
(BRAINY SMURF's voice, distorted)
-give him the valentine.
brainy
...Right!
He holds out the book.
brainy
Here, Clumsy, this is for you. A limited-edition, one-of-a-kind Brainy Smurf book!
Clumsy takes the book.
clumsy
Gol-ly, one of a kind?
brainy
One of a kind, and just for you!
Closeup - Clumsy
Clumsy SQUINTS at the cover, holding the book so close to his face that his nose touches the picture of Brainy on the cover.
clumsy
(with difficulty)
Brainy Smurf's... reflections on love... ssssecond.... edi- edi...
brainy (O.S.)
Edition. Second edition.
Clumsy pulls his face away from the book and smiles at Brainy.
clumsy
Oh-ho, thanks, Brainy!
Angle- brainy, clumsy, smurfclover
Enter SMURFCLOVER with a LARGE, FANCY BOUQUET. She shoves Brainy aside, knocking him over into the snow.
brainy
(upset)
Hey!
Smurfclover ignores him, holding out her bouquet to Clumsy.
Smurfclover
Hi, Clumsy Smurf! Happy Valentine's Day!
Clumsy shifts the book to one hand, and takes the bouquet with the other.
clumsy
Happy Valentine's Day, Smurf- um.
He frowns.
clumsy
Smurf... uh... what was yer name again?
Angle - brainy and smurfclover
Brainy is now STANDING BACK UP.
Smurfclover opens her mouth to respond to Clumsy, but before she can, Brainy INTERRUPTS. He's upset with how she upstaged his gift and knocked him over.
brainy
(scoffs)
Excuse me, but Valentine's Day is for Smurfs who actually know each other. Clumsy doesn't even know your name.
Smurfclover
(to Brainy)
Um, like, he would know my name if you didn't interrupt me.
(to Clumsy)
I'm Smurfclover. It's totally smurfy to meet you...
She tucks a lock of hair back, shyly looking away.
Smurfclover
You know, like, officially and all that?
Brainy rolls his eyes, causing Smurfclover to glare at him. Clumsy remains oblivious to this interaction.
clumsy
Uh, gee, it's sure smurfy to meet'cha, Smurfclover!
SMURFCLOVER
(to Brainy)
Now he knows my name.
brainy
But he doesn't know you.
He shoves her aside, the same way she shoved him aside, to get to Clumsy.
SMURFCLOVER
(surprised noise)
Brainy places a hand on Clumsy's shoulder.
brainy
Anyways, Clumsy, I smurfed very hard on your valentine. You should read it as soon as you can.
Angle - smurfclover
Who pouts.
SMURFCLOVER
But I had to, like, go through the forest to get these flowers? And I almost got smurfed by a Bellflower?
brainy
(sarcastic, patronizing)
Wow, really? All that for a Smurf you don't even know?
SMURFCLOVER
(to Brainy)
Well, maybe I don't know him, but, like, I want to get to know him?
(to Clumsy)
I, like, totally want to get to know you better! We should so smurf out sometime!
clumsy
Oh, gosh, sure!
Smurfclover BLUSHES.
SMURFCLOVER
You're, like, so totally sweet, Clumsy Smurf.
brainy
Well, now that you two have smurfed that out, Clumsy, I'd like to smurf your valentine's book to you. Let's go.
He grabs Clumsy by the wrist- the wrist of the hand holding the bouquet- and DRAGS him away. Like, literally drags him, Clumsy is not moving his feet.
Angle - smurfclover
Smurfclover stares, incredulous, at the two Smurfs.
Clumsy WAVES GOODBYE to her.
Angle - clumsy and brainy
clumsy
Did ya hear that, Brainy? She wants to be my friend! An' she even got me a Valentine's Day gift!
brainy
Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy. Friends don't get each other Valentine's Day gifts...
Beat. Then, closeup on brainy
Who narrows his eyes.
brainy
...Only best friends do.
Int. Smurfy grove square - DAY
BRAINY SMURF and CLUMSY SMURF are visiting Smurfy Grove. There are many girls around, but most notably SMURFSTORM, who's watching the two boys with a neutral expression.
Ext. Grove treehouses - CONTINUOUS
Pan up to the treehouses.
SMURFCLOVER leans on a balcony, excited.
Smurfclover
There he is! Oh, I'm so totally nervous!
She FANS HERSELF (SFX?) with her hand.
Smurfclover
Okay, like, calm down, Clover. I'll just go over there, say hi, and, like, ask him to smurf out with me. Okay.
Smurfclover jumps up onto the railing, and grabs a nearby vine. Then she LEAPS -- SWINGS from the vine -- and LETS GO.
Int. Smurfy grOVE SQUARE - CONTINUOUS
She LANDS (SFX) in front of the village Smurfs, causing Clumsy and Brainy to react with surprise- Brainy yelps and LEAPS INTO SMURFSTORM'S ARMS.
Close - smurfstorm
Smurfstorm has an unamused expression on her face. She promptly DROPS Brainy.
brainy (O.S.)
Ow!
ANGLE - smurfclover and clumsy
Smurfclover
Clumsy Smurf!
clumsy
Uh, hi... Smurfclover, right?
Smurfclover BLUSHES, covering her face with her hands.
SMURFCLOVER
Oh, he remembered my name, he actually remembered my name!
She tries to compose herself, smoothing out her dress and standing up straight.
Smurfclover
So, like, um, Clumsy Smurf, do you wanna, like, smurf some time with me?
Clumsy smiles.
clumsy
Sure! What'd'ya wanna do?
SMURFCLOVER
Like, uh, what do you wanna do?
clumsy
Gosh, I dunno, what d'you wanna do?
SMURFCLOVER
Like, I don't know. What do you wanna do?
clumsy
Uhhhh....
clumsy
Could ya show me 'round the Grove?
Smurfclover grins.
Smurfclover
Sure!
brainy (O.S.)
Excuse me, Clumsy?
angle - Brainy
His arms are crossed and he looks annoyed.
brainy
I thought you were going to help me with my research today.
clumsy
Uh, gosh, Brainy, Ah totally forgot. You mind resmurfin' ta noon?
brainy
(bitterly)
Sure. Go have fun with your new friend.
As usual, Clumsy Smurf completely misses the bitterness in Brainy's voice.
clumsy
Gee, thanks! Ah sure will!
As they begin to walk away, Clumsy looks up at the precarious Grove, and then back at Smurfclover. He doesn't feel the setting of the Grove is very safe for him.
clumsy
Uh, gosh, Smurfclover, I don't mind if ya don't wanna, but... could we hold hands?
Smurfclover BLUSHES.
SMURFCLOVER
Haha, what?
clumsy
Y'know, so I don't fall off the edge of the platforms an' stuff.
SMURFCLOVER
Um, yeah, sure, okay?
Clumsy takes Smurfclover's hand in his. She freezes, a squiggly smile appearing on her still-blushing face.
Smurfclover
Haha, wow.
Int./EXT. SMURFY GROVE GYM - later
Smurfclover and Clumsy walk in from O.S.
Smurfclover
This is the gym. It's where us girls get so strong...
She lifts a dumbbell with one hand, which takes a considerable amount of effort.
Smurfclover
...in order to defend our village.
She puts the weight down and FLEXES. Clumsy giggles.
clumsy
Gee, yer strong! Let me try!
Clumsy uses two hands and effortlessly LIFTS THE DUMBBELL OVER HIS HEAD. He stands there triumphantly for several seconds...
Then he wobbles and falls over, DROPPING the dumbbell. It lands (SFX) on Smurfclover's foot.
Int. Petal's Café
Smurfclover and Clumsy Smurf sit at a small table in Petal's Café. (This area is essentially the Smurfy Grove version of the dining hall. It's prettier, there are little flower vases on the tables, and there's nice lighting.)
SMURFCLOVER
So, Clumsy, tell me a little about yourself. What kind of stuff do you like? What do you do? Who are you, like, as a Smurf?
clumsy
Uh, gosh, one at a time, please! Uh... Ah'm Clumsy Smurf, but'cha already know that. Um, I collect rocks, uh, my fav'rite color is orange, an', uh, what was yer other questions?
SMURFCLOVER
What do you do? Like, as a job?
clumsy
Uh... not much.
(shrug)
Ah'm clumsy, y'know? Jus' like my name. So most folks don't want me t'help them out.
SMURFCLOVER
Aw, I'm, like, so totally surprised! You're such an awesome Smurf, people should appreciate you more.
Smurfclover rests a hand on top of one of Clumsy's hands.
Smurfclover
You're so smurfy, and sweet, and perfect. You should be able to smurf more than just, like, smurfing around all day.
clumsy
Gosh, thanks.
He smiles.
clumsy
I do smurf more than jus' smurfin' around all day. Brainy wants my help! Ah help 'im with his stuff all the time.
SmurfcLOVER
(bitter)
Right. Brainy. Say, Clumsy, what sort of thing do you find smurfy in, like, a romantic partner?
closeup - clumsy
Clumsy blinks several times. What a weird question!
clumsy
Golly, uh, I didn't expect that! Lemme think.
Angle - clumsy and smurfclover
clumsy
Uh... I dunno. I don't think I really have a type or anythin'. Really, all I'd want is someone smurfy who likes me back.
BEAT.
clumsy
What about you? What d'you like? Not jus' romantic'ly, but, uh, what are yer answers t' all th' question y'asked me?
Smurfy grove wide shot - noon
We see the sun high in the sky above Smurfy Grove.
Int. SMURFY GROVE SQUARE - AFTERNOON
Brainy stands in the square, looking annoyed. Snappy Bug rests on his shoulder.
Snappy BUG
(BRAINY SMURF's voice, distorted)
"Meet with Clumsy Smurf," in... THIRTY MINUTES AGO.
brainy
I know, Snappy Bug. I know.
snAPPY BUG
(affirmative chirp)
Brainy begins pacing back and forth.
brainy
Where is he? He should've been here by now! Ugh, I bet he's too busy having fun with his new best friend to even think about me.
Just then, a loud TRUMPETFLOWER CALL is heard.
SMURFBLOSSOM runs past Brainy.
SMURFBLOSSOM
C'mon, smarty-pants! It's lunchtime!
brainy
Lunchtime...
Closeup - Brainy
A-ha! An idea! Brainy's eyes light up as he points one finger declaratively into the air.
brainy
They must be in the dining hall!
Wider shot
brainy
Hey, Smurfblossom, wait for me!
Brainy runs offscreen, following Smurfblossom. Snappy Bug flies behind him.
Int. PETAL'S CAFÉ - MOMENTS LATER
Smurfclover and Clumsy are chatting when the door SLAMS open.
It's Smurfblossom, who skips in with a grin.
Smurfblossom
Hiiii, girls! Hiiii, Clumsy!
She takes a seat, leaning with her elbows on the table to holler at SMURFKAKO.
SmurfBLOSSOM
Hey, Kako! What's for lunch today?!
SMURFKAKO
Hold your smurfs, kiddo. It's-
Angle - on door
The door SLAMS open again, interrupting Smurfkako. Brainy walks in, Snappy Bug buzzing behind him.
brainy
(loudly)
Clumsy Smurf!
Pan over to clumsy and smurfclover
He marches over to Clumsy and Smurfclover's table.
brainy
You were supposed to meet me in the square over thirty minutes ago! Where have you been?
Clumsy looks sheepish.
clumsy
Aw, gosh, Brainy, I'm, uh, real sorry. Ah guess Ah jus' got distracted.
He stands up.
clumsy
Sorry, Smurfclover, I gotta go help Brainy. It was fun smurfin' out with ya.
Smurfclover
Seriously?
(to Brainy)
Like, stop bossing Clumsy around. He can smurf out with me if he wants.
brainy
(derisively)
Oh, please. He only smurfed out with you to be polite. He should be with me.
SMURFCLOVER
No, he should be with me!
brainy
No, with me! He likes me better!
SMURFCLOVER
No, he likes me better!
brainy
He likes me better!
SMURFCLOVER
No, he likes me better!
The girls in the background watch the argument.
brainy
Clumsy Smurf likes me better, so he's going to smurf with me!
SMURFCLOVER
No, he likes me better, and he's staying!
brainy
He's smurfing with me!
SMURFCLOVER
He's staying!
Clumsy STANDS UP.
clumsy
(yelling)
Stop it!
Smurfclover and Brainy Smurf FALL SILENT and stare at him.
clumsy
Stop arguin' over who I'm gonna smurf with! I can decide fer myself, an' right now, I don't wanna be with either of y'all!
Angle - on door
With that, he STORMS OUT, slamming the door behind him.
Various BACKGROUND GIRLS let out exclamations of shock and bafflement. "Oh my gosh!" "What was that all about?" "What a mess!" and more.
DRAGONFLY STABLES - MOMENTS LATER
Clumsy makes his way to the dragonfly stables, holding tightly to the bridge's handrail.
clumsy
Maybe smurfin' a ride will help me feel better.
Angle - to show smurfmeadow
As he "enters" the open-air stables, shift the angle so we see that he's walking past SMURFMEADOW, who's sitting in the corner and eating a sandwich.
Smurfmeadow
Greetings, Clumsy Smurf.
Clumsy Smurf YELPS and falls backwards, landing on his butt. That's when he sees Smurfmeadow.
clumsy
Hoo, golly, y'scared me! What on earth are y'doin' in here?
Smurfmeadow holds up her sandwich.
SMURFMEADOW
Eating lunch. What are you doing here?
clumsy
Well, uh, a couple Smurfs started fightin' over me, an' I was real uncomfy, so I left.
Clumsy realizes something. He sits up straighter, eyes wide.
clumsy
Oh, gosh, is this what it feels like t'be Smurfette?
Smurfmeadow
I am not Smurfette. You would have to smurf her yourself.
She takes a bite of her sandwich, chews, and swallows.
Smurfmeadow
May I ask- was Smurfclover one of the Smurfs fighting over you?
Clumsy claps his hands, looking amazed.
clumsy
Golly, that's right! Smurfclover an' Brainy! How'd ya guess?
Smurfmeadow smiles.
SMURFMEADOW
Smurfclover and I are friends, and she often smurfs about you.
She likes you quite a lot.
As for Brainy... Well, let's just say she doesn't like him nearly as much.
Clumsy pouts, crossing his arms.
clumsy
Yeah, an' then Brainy smurfed back 'cause he's always gotta smurf the last word... Hmph.
Clumsy Smurf STANDS UP.
clumsy
I ain't goin' for a ride after all. I gotta think.
Smurfmeadow
Alright.
closeup - Smurfmeadow
She takes another bite of her sandwich.
Smurfmeadow
I still think he looks like a worm.
Int. SMURFY GROVE SQUARE - LaTER
The day is coming to an end, and the village Smurfs are heading home. But before they leave, Smurfclover walks over to them. Specifically, over to Clumsy.
Smurfclover
I'm, like, so sorry about earlier. I just couldn't stand how totally lame Brainy was acting!
brainy (o.S.)
(offended)
Hey!
clumsy
Well, gee, as long as y'apologize, it's okay.
SMURFCLOVER
Next time you visit, we should like, totally go on a walk together.
Clumsy Smurf frowns.
clumsy
Uh... Ah don't think that'd be safe. Ah'm named Clumsy for a reason, after all.
How 'bout you visit me, an' we can go on a walk in Smurf Forest? It's much safer there.
Smurfclover is DELIGHTED. She perceives this as Clumsy asking her out.
SMURFCLOVER
It's a date! When should I visit? Tomorrow? The day after?
clumsy
Uh, gosh, tomorrow sounds just smurfy. In the mornin', maybe? Right after breakfast?
SMURFCLOVER
Sure! I can't wait!
clumsy
Okay! I'll, uh, see y'then.
SMURFCLOVER
Goodbye, Clumsy!
clumsy
Bye!
Intervillage path - NIGHT
Wide - show scenery
The sun has set, and the path is lit by glowing flowers and fireflies. BRAINY and CLUMSY head home.
Closer - brainy and clumsy
brainy
That Smurfclover girl is way too clingy, right?
clumsy
Aw, Brainy, be nice! She just wants to be my friend!
brainy
Yes, by taking you away from me.
clumsy
Gee, yer both my friends. An' I'm sure if ya got to know 'er, she'd be yer friend, too!
brainy
Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy. How would I get to know her when she's only interested in you?
clumsy
By spendin' time together! Come with us on our walk tomorrow, an' you'll be friends in no time!
brainy
Hmm.
And this is instead of the two of you smurfing off alone?
clumsy
A-yup!
brainy
Smurfing with you on your walk sounds wonderful, Clumsy. There's nothing I'd like more.
closeup - brainy
He rubs his hands together and grins deviously.
brainy
(to camera)
Heh heh heh...
I'll show that Smurfclover who Clumsy's real best friend is.
clumsy (o.c.)
Uh, what'd'ya say, Brainy?
Wider - to show clumsy
Brainy looks guilty.
brainy
Oh, uh...
Brainy smiles sheepishly.
brainy
I just... can't wait for tomorrow, that's all!
Fade to black.
Fade in:
Int. Gargamel's hovel (SCRUPLE'S SLEEPING AREA) - day
For less than a second, we briefly see SCRUPLE sleeping in his bed.
Then, GARGAMEL unceremoniously YANKS the covers off, sending Scruple tumbling to the floor.
Scruple
Hey! Gargy, what was that for?
Gargamel
What do you think it's for, you lazy twit? Get up, we're going Smurf-hunting.
SCRUPLE
Aw, but I'm tired! I don't wanna go Smurf-hunting!
GARGAMEL
(uncharacteristically genuine)
You don't? Well then, you can stay home.
SCRUPLE
(suspicious)
I can?
GARGAMEL
Sure! You can stay home-
Gargamel grabs a broom and SHOVES it into Scruple's hands.
Gargamel
-and sweep the floor, scrub out all my cauldrons, sort my potion ingredients, feed Monty...
Scruple looks at the camera.
Scruple
I think I'd rather hunt Smurfs.
smurf village edge (Winter) - morning
Brainy Smurf is waiting impatiently. Snappy Bug rests on his wrist, and he keeps looking at her in the same way someone would check a watch.
Clumsy sits on the ground happily. Goofy smile on his face.
brainy
You know, you'll get your tights dirty, sitting on the ground like that.
clumsy
But, uh, Brainy, where else am I s'posed t'sit? Ain't like there's a chair 'round here or nothin'.
Their conversation is interrupted by BUZZING WINGS (SFX) FROM ABOVE. It's SMURFLILY and SMURFCLOVER, riding on Smurflily's DRAGONFLY.
Smurflily
Hey, guys!
clumsy
Hiya, Lily! Hiya, Clover!
Smurflily lands the dragonfly, and Smurfclover dismounts.
Smurfclover
Hi, Clumsy! It's, like, so totally smurfy to see you again! I'm so excited!
brainy
Hello, Smurfclover. Smurflily.
Smurfclover looks over at Brainy.
SMURFCLOVER
...Brainy's here, too?
brainy
Of course I am. As Clumsy Smurf's best friend, it's only natural for me to go with him, right?
SMURFCLOVER
Like, seriously? But it was supposed to be just me and Clumsy!
brainy
Clover, Clover, Clover! Clumsy was the one who invited me to come along! Clumsy, tell her that I'm right.
clumsy
Uhhhhh, yeah, he's right. If y'all spend time together, you'll be real good friends, I jus' know it.
Clumsy smiles sheepishly.
clumsy
An', uh, I did kinda abandon Brainy yesterday, so... I'm makin' up fer lost time.
Brainy Smurf smirks at Smurfclover while saying:
brainy
Thank you, Clumsy.
Clumsy Smurf looks surprised and happy at Brainy's words- Brainy rarely ever tells Clumsy "thank you." (Brainy is only saying it now in order to emphasize their friendship's strength to Smurfclover, but of course Clumsy doesn't know that.)
clumsy
Golly, there's no need t'thank me! I'm jus' glad you ain't upset!
Smurflily is watching the conversation, and decides it's time to leave.
SMURFLILY
Clover, I'll be back at noon to pick you up- have fun!
Smurf forest (Winter) - DAY
Smurfclover, Clumsy Smurf, and Brainy Smurf are walking through the forest together. It's currently the part of winter where the snow is starting to melt, so while there's snow in the background, the three Smurfs can make their way through the forest pretty much unimpeded.
Smurfclover is trying very hard to ignore Brainy.
Smurfclover
So, like, yesterday you told me you collect rocks? What's that all about?
clumsy
Uh, gee, uh, I dunno. Ah jus' like 'em! I been collectin' rocks fer ages.
brainy
Your rock collection is rather interesting, although I don't understand your sorting method.
As written in Brainy Smurf's Guide To Geology, which I gave to you several decades ago, rocks can be sorted into three types- igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary.
And yet you ignore those existing factors and simply smurf your rocks in whatever manner looks appealing to you.
clumsy
Well, gosh, Brainy, I'm a rock collector, not a rock expert! How'm I s'posed to know what kinda rock the rocks are?
Smurfclover
Like, yeah, Brainy, you're totally harshing the vibe.
brainy
I wasn't talking to you, Smurfclover. I was talking to Clumsy.
SMURFCLOVER
Like, seriously?! I'm here, too, you know! I'm the whole reason we're even out here!
brainy
That doesn't give you the right to interrupt me. As Papa Smurf always says, it's rude to stick your nose where it doesn't belong.
Smurfclover and Brainy Smurf stop walking to argue. Clumsy stops as well.
SMURFCLOVER
I'm the one sticking my nose where it doesn't belong? I am? You're the one who's all like, "oh, yeah, I'm going to smurf along on someone else's date and make it about myself the whole time!"
brainy
Of course you're the one sticking your nose where it doesn't belong! I'm Clumsy's best friend, and I'm not just going to sit back and let you replace me!
SMURFCLOVER
(sarcastically)
Replace you? As what, the world's most obnoxious Smurf?
brainy
No, you're clearly trying to become Clumsy's new best friend!
SMURFCLOVER
As if! I, like, asked him out on this date and everything! What about that makes you think I just want to be his friend?
Clumsy looks confused.
clumsy
Uh... wait. This was s'posed t'be a date?
Gargamel time! Gargamel's hands reach around the Smurfs and grab them. (Both hands at once- like how Peewit held the Smurfs in The Black Hellebore.)
GARGAMEL
Sorry to interrupt your lovers' quarrel, but it'll be the last one you ever have!
Closeup - smurfs
clumsy + brainy + smurfclover
(simultaneously)
Gargamel!
WIDER - TO SHOW VILLAINS
The Smurfs look tiny in Gargamel's hands.
GARGAMEL
I've got you now, Smurfs!
Scruple
Uh, Gargy... Maybe you should let them go.
Gargamel turns to look at Scruple.
GARGAMEL
Have you lost your mind? Why would I let them go?
SCRUPLE
Girl Smurfs are dangerous, Gargy! You know it's a bad idea to mess with them.
GARGAMEL
Shut up, you insolent brat! What would she even do, strangle me with her little scarf?
Angle - close focus on brainy. Clumsy and smurfclover also visible.
Gargamel and Scruple continue to argue in the background, slightly muffled.
(Dialogue would be improvised, something about Scruple's pragmatism versus Gargamel's fanatic hatred.)
Brainy looks down at Gargamel's hand, thinking. He briefly sticks out his tongue in disgust.
Then he looks up- just with his eyes, he doesn't move his head.
brainy
(very quietly, almost whispering)
Hey.
Smurfclover & Clumsy
Huh?
Brainy shakes his head at them, then looks up again (still just with his eyes, no head movement.)
brainy
(very quietly, almost whispering)
Hey. Snappy Bug.
Snappy Bug peeks out from under his hat.
Snappy bug
(quiet Snappy Bug noise)
Smurfclover looks surprised- she didn't know Snappy Bug was there. Clumsy Smurf just looks confused, not knowing why Brainy is calling Snappy Bug out.
brainy
(very quietly, almost whispering)
Do you mind...
ANGLE - Gargamel, Azrael, and Scruple
Azrael has noticed Snappy Bug.
Azrael
(meows)
Gargamel
What is it now, Azrael?
CLOSER - Azrael
Who sits down, and gestures towards the Smurfs and Snappy Bug.
AzRAEL
(more meowing)
Gargamel (O.S.)
What, you want to head back to the hovel?
Angle - The Smurfs
brainy
(very quietly, almost whispering)
Now's your chance. Go!
Closer - On gargamel's hand
Snappy Bug lands on Gargamel's hand. She tilts her head back, exposing her mouth.
Then she CHOMPS down.
Angle - wider shot of Gargamel, Scruple, and Azrael
Gargamel yells in pain and LETS GO OF THE SMURFS, who fall to the ground. They start running away.
Angle - the smurfs, running away
Brainy is the fastest runner, with Snappy Bug flying alongside him; Clumsy is stumbling a bit behind; and Clover is having difficulty keeping up.
In the background, Scruple and Azrael are heard LAUGHING.
GARGAMEL (o.S.)
Don't just stand there, after them!
Azrael (o.s.)
(meows)
Angle - clumsy
Clumsy looks behind him.
clumsy
Azrael's gainin' on us!
Angle - Brainy
brainy
Run faster!
Angle - Clumsy
CLUMSY
Ah'm runnin' as fast as Ah can, Brainy!
Smurfclover (o.s.)
Wait for me!
Angle - Smurfclover
Who's having a really hard time keeping up with the boys. She's panting heavily.
Smurfclover
Wait... (PANT PANT) For me...
Wider - to include azrael
Who's still chasing after Smurfclover.
Azrael
(meows)
Angle - clumsy and brainy
Clumsy
Clover can't keep up! Ah gotta go help 'er!
Brainy
Clumsy, wait-
Clumsy TURNS AROUND and RUNS OFF SCREEN.
Brainy
Clumsy, you idiot! Come back here!
Brainy FOLLOWS Clumsy.
Angle - smurfclover
Clumsy ENTERS SHOT, running towards Smurfclover, intending to grab her hand.
Instead, he BUMPS INTO HER, sending them both tumbling to the ground. Smurfclover lands on her rear, and Clumsy lands on his stomach- think that one scene from Clumsy In Command where Clumsy bumps into Brainy in a similar manner.
Azrael ENTERS SCENE, looming above the two Smurfs threateningly.
AzRAEL
(meows)
Angle - Brainy
Brainy STOPS IN HIS TRACKS (SFX) and looks on in fear. Snappy Bug makes a similar expression next to him.
BRAINY
Oh, no!
Angle - smurfclover, clumsy, and azrael
Azrael licks his lips and leans in, OPENING HIS MOUTH.
Smurfclover grabs a handful of snow from the ground between her legs, and TOSSES it up into Azrael's mouth.
Angle - azrael
Who starts COUGHING (SFX), choking on the snowball.
Angle - smurfclover, clumsy, and azrael
While Azrael is choking, Brainy ENTERS SCENE.
Brainy
Come on!
Brainy GRABS CLUMSY AND SMURFCLOVER and DRAGS THEM OFFSCREEN.
Smurf village (winter) - day
Smurfclover, Clumsy, and Brainy are back in the village, catching their breath. Snappy Bug hovers alongside them.
Clumsy is in the middle, with Smurfclover and Brainy on either side of him.
Smurfclover
Smurf Forest is, like, a lot scarier than I thought it'd be!
Clumsy
Aw, gee, it ain't that bad.
SMURFCLOVER
Seriously?! That was, like, the worst date I've ever been on.
CLUMSY
Uh, about that...
Angle - clumsy
Clumsy
...It wasn't a date. At least, I don't think it was.
Angle - smurfclover, CLUMSY, AND BRAINY
Smurfclover
It was supposed to be a date.
Clumsy looks dismayed. He feels bad about missing her hints.
Clumsy
...Oh.
Brainy
Smurfclover, Smurfclover, Smurfclover! You should have smurfed that earlier!
Smurfclover looks confused. She thought she had been perfectly clear about it being a date.
SMURFCLOVER
...What?
BRAINY
You should have told Clumsy that it was a date. It would have saved us all a lot of trouble.
CLUMSY
Yeah, uh, I didn't know you wanted to date me. I thought we was jus' smurfin' out as friends.
Angle - smurfclover
Who looks at the camera with a deadpan expression, finally realizing how ridiculous Clumsy is. That doesn't get rid of her crush on him, though.
Smurfclover
(sighs)
Okay, like, let me smurf that again.
Angle - smurfclover, clumsy, and brainy
Smurfclover
Clumsy, I think you're totally cute, and I have, like, the biggest crush on you. Will you be my boyfriend?
Brainy
(patronizing tone)
See how easy that was?
Clumsy
...Gee, uh, Ah'm flattered, but... I barely know ya. Ah'm, uh, not that kinda Smurf.
Smurfclover looks disappointed.
Smurfclover
Oh...
Clumsy
Ah'd still like to be your friend. If, um, that's okay with you.
SMURFCLOVER
It, like, totally is.
Smurfclover
I'd love to be your friend.
Smurfclover leans in and KISSES CLUMSY ON THE CHEEK.
Clumsy BLUSHES and gently touches the spot on his cheek where she kissed him.
Clumsy
(flustered)
Gosh...
Brainy
And I love being your best friend.
Not one to be upstaged, Brainy Smurf leans in and KISSES CLUMSY ON THE OTHER CHEEK.
CLUMSY
Oh, golly!
Clumsy STUMBLES BACKWARDS, away from the camera. He TRIPS, and falls onto his back.
Brainy SMIRKS.
BRAINY
I win.
Snappy Bug LAUGHS.
Fade out